Rude Card: I wish
Rude Card: I wish
I wish I could take your pain away
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly.
La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Shipping
Shipping
Click & Collect
Choose the 'Click & Collect' option at checkout, and you will be notified via email when your order is ready for pickup from our Upper Hutt store.
Orders are typically processed on the same day, provided the store is open and the items are in stock.
Shipping Costs & Delivery Times:
Delivery times will vary depending on your location however we usually endeavor to get your order to you within 1-3 working days for urban addresses.
Delivery charges are as follows:
Pricing varies across the country based on the area and whether it is rural. Ensure you select the correct delivery area for accurate shipping costs; otherwise, we will reach out to you for any additional charges. Additionally, orders exceeding 3kgs may incur extra delivery fees, and we will contact you Via email to discuss this.
*WE DO NOT SHIP OUTSIDE NEW ZEALAND, nor to any of the other islands (Stewart, Waiheke, Great Barrier etc)
For ALL larger items: You have the option to personally collect your larger items from our store. Should you choose this, please coordinate with us on the time frames and logistics. Alternatively, we can provide a quote from our preferred shipping carrier. For either option, contact us via call or email to make arrangements.
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