Dear Dad You Are Card
Dear Dad You Are Card
Dear Dad you are a better father than the milkman could have ever been.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly.
La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Shipping
Shipping
Delivery times will vary depending on your location however we usually endeavor to get your order to you within 1-3 working days for urban addresses.
Shipping
Please note that we may contact you for an extra delivery charge if you do not select the correct shipping option.
Shipping Oversized Items
Some items can only be delivered using specialist shipping companies to ensure safe transportation. If applicable this is mentioned in the product description.
Or you have the option collect instore, if you chose this, please coordinate with us on time frames and logistics. For either option please contact us via phone or email to make arrangements.
Delivery rates for large items are as follows:
North Island $45
South Island $65
Delivery times for large items will vary from 2-5 working days depending on your location.
Click & Collect
Choose the 'Click & Collect' option at checkout, and you will be notified via email when your order is ready for pickup from our Upper Hutt store.
Orders are typically processed on the same day, provided the store is open and the items are in stock.
Delivery charges are as follows:
Pricing varies across the country based on the area and whether it is rural. Ensure you select the correct delivery area for accurate shipping costs; otherwise, we will reach out to you for any additional charges.
Additionally, orders exceeding 4kgs may incur extra delivery fees, and we will contact you Via email to discuss this.
*WE DO NOT SHIP OUTSIDE NEW ZEALAND, nor to any of the other islands (Stewart, Waiheke, Great Barrier etc)
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